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Christian Couder 5876170167 t6050: redirect expected error output to a file
Otherwise the error from `git rev-parse` is uselessly
polluting the debug output.

Redirecting to a file, instead of /dev/null, makes it
possible to check that we got the error we expected, so
let's check that too.

Reviewed-by: Taylor Blau <me@ttaylorr.com>
Helped-by: Eric Sunshine <sunshine@sunshineco.com>
Helped-by: Ævar Arnfjörð Bjarmason <avarab@gmail.com>
Signed-off-by: Christian Couder <chriscool@tuxfamily.org>
Signed-off-by: Junio C Hamano <gitster@pobox.com>
2019-04-01 17:49:00 +09:00
.github
Documentation Merge branch 'yn/checkout-doc-fix' 2019-02-24 07:18:00 -08:00
block-sha1
builtin Fix typos in translatable strings for v2.21.0 2019-02-11 12:58:06 -08:00
ci ci: clear and mark MAKEFLAGS exported just once 2019-02-07 11:36:28 -08:00
compat mingw: safe-guard a bit more against getenv() problems 2019-02-15 10:25:28 -08:00
contrib Merge branch 'sg/strbuf-addbuf-cocci' 2019-02-05 14:26:18 -08:00
ewah
git-gui
gitk-git
gitweb
mergetools
negotiator
perl
po l10n: Fixes to Catalan translation 2019-03-02 19:12:58 +01:00
ppc
refs Merge branch 'nd/per-worktree-ref-iteration' 2018-11-26 23:13:43 +09:00
sha1collisiondetection@232357eb2e
sha1dc
sha256
t t6050: redirect expected error output to a file 2019-04-01 17:49:00 +09:00
templates
vcs-svn
xdiff
.clang-format
.editorconfig
.gitattributes Merge branch 'ds/hash-independent-tests-fix' into maint 2018-12-15 12:24:32 +09:00
.gitignore Merge branch 'sg/travis-specific-cc' 2019-02-06 22:05:25 -08:00
.gitmodules
.mailmap .mailmap: map Clemens Buchacher's mail addresses 2019-02-08 11:14:15 -08:00
.travis.yml travis-ci: switch to Xcode 10.1 macOS image 2019-01-17 11:14:45 -08:00
.tsan-suppressions
COPYING
GIT-VERSION-GEN Git 2.21 2019-02-24 07:55:19 -08:00
INSTALL
LGPL-2.1
Makefile tests: teach the test-tool to generate NUL bytes and use it 2019-02-19 10:22:21 -08:00
README.md README: adjust for final Azure Pipeline ID 2019-02-23 21:27:04 -08:00
RelNotes Prepare for 2.21 cycle to start soonish 2018-12-15 12:36:06 +09:00
abspath.c
aclocal.m4
advice.c
advice.h
alias.c
alias.h
alloc.c object_as_type: initialize commit-graph-related fields of 'struct commit' 2019-01-27 16:55:57 -08:00
alloc.h object_as_type: initialize commit-graph-related fields of 'struct commit' 2019-01-27 16:55:57 -08:00
apply.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
apply.h
archive-tar.c Indent code with TABs 2018-12-09 12:37:32 +09:00
archive-zip.c
archive.c Merge branch 'nd/indentation-fix' 2019-01-14 15:29:32 -08:00
archive.h
argv-array.c
argv-array.h
attr.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
attr.h
azure-pipelines.yml ci: parallelize testing on Windows 2019-01-29 09:26:47 -08:00
banned.h banned.h: mark strncat() as banned 2019-01-02 10:19:05 -08:00
base85.c
bisect.c Merge branch 'ds/push-sparse-tree-walk' 2019-02-06 22:05:25 -08:00
bisect.h
blame.c read-cache.c: kill read_index() 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
blame.h
blob.c
blob.h
branch.c
branch.h
builtin.h
bulk-checkin.c convert has_sha1_file() callers to has_object_file() 2019-01-08 09:41:06 -08:00
bulk-checkin.h
bundle.c create_bundle(): drop unused "header" parameter 2019-01-24 12:35:44 -08:00
bundle.h create_bundle(): drop unused "header" parameter 2019-01-24 12:35:44 -08:00
cache-tree.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
cache-tree.h cache.h: flip NO_THE_INDEX_COMPATIBILITY_MACROS switch 2019-01-24 11:55:06 -08:00
cache.h Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
chdir-notify.c
chdir-notify.h
check-builtins.sh
check-racy.c
check_bindir
checkout.c
checkout.h
color.c
color.h
column.c column: drop unused "opts" parameter in item_length() 2019-01-24 12:35:44 -08:00
column.h
combine-diff.c Merge branch 'jk/diff-cc-stat-fixes' 2019-02-05 14:26:17 -08:00
command-list.txt
commit-graph.c Merge branch 'ab/commit-graph-write-progress' 2019-02-05 14:26:14 -08:00
commit-graph.h Merge branch 'ab/commit-graph-write-progress' 2019-02-05 14:26:14 -08:00
commit-reach.c Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
commit-reach.h Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
commit-slab-decl.h
commit-slab-impl.h
commit-slab.h
commit.c Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
commit.h Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
common-main.c
config.c config: drop unused parameter from maybe_remove_section() 2019-01-24 12:35:44 -08:00
config.h
config.mak.dev Merge branch 'jk/dev-build-format-security' 2019-01-18 13:49:55 -08:00
config.mak.in
config.mak.uname mingw: allow building with an MSYS2 runtime v3.x 2019-03-11 11:02:16 +09:00
configure.ac
connect.c pack-protocol.txt: accept error packets in any context 2019-01-02 13:05:30 -08:00
connect.h
connected.c
connected.h
convert.c Merge branch 'jk/unused-parameter-cleanup' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
convert.h
copy.c
credential-cache--daemon.c style: the opening '{' of a function is in a separate line 2018-12-10 15:41:09 +09:00
credential-cache.c
credential-store.c
credential.c
credential.h
csum-file.c
csum-file.h
ctype.c
daemon.c
date.c Merge branch 'lt/date-human' 2019-02-06 22:05:24 -08:00
decorate.c
decorate.h
delta-islands.c tree-walk: store object_id in a separate member 2019-01-15 09:57:41 -08:00
delta-islands.h
delta.h
detect-compiler
diff-delta.c
diff-lib.c
diff-no-index.c
diff.c Merge branch 'jk/diff-cc-stat-fixes' 2019-02-05 14:26:17 -08:00
diff.h Merge branch 'sb/diff-color-moved-config-option-fixup' 2019-01-14 15:29:31 -08:00
diffcore-break.c
diffcore-delta.c
diffcore-order.c
diffcore-pickaxe.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index' into md/list-objects-filter-by-depth 2019-01-15 15:38:29 -08:00
diffcore-rename.c
diffcore.h
dir-iterator.c
dir-iterator.h
dir.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
dir.h
editor.c
entry.c Merge branch 'nd/checkout-noisy' 2019-01-14 15:29:29 -08:00
environment.c Merge branch 'jk/save-getenv-result' 2019-01-29 12:47:54 -08:00
exec-cmd.c
exec-cmd.h
fast-import.c Merge branch 'en/fast-export-import' 2019-01-04 13:33:33 -08:00
fetch-negotiator.c
fetch-negotiator.h
fetch-object.c
fetch-object.h
fetch-pack.c Merge branch 'bc/fetch-pack-clear-alternate-shallow' 2019-02-06 22:05:30 -08:00
fetch-pack.h
fmt-merge-msg.h
fsck.c tree-walk: store object_id in a separate member 2019-01-15 09:57:41 -08:00
fsck.h
fsmonitor.c
fsmonitor.h
fuzz-commit-graph.c fuzz-commit-graph: initialize repo object 2019-02-07 13:02:26 -08:00
fuzz-pack-headers.c
fuzz-pack-idx.c
generate-cmdlist.sh
gettext.c
gettext.h
git-add--interactive.perl
git-archimport.perl
git-bisect.sh bisect--helper: `bisect_start` shell function partially in C 2019-01-02 10:23:03 -08:00
git-compat-util.h Merge branch 'nd/fileno-may-be-macro' 2019-02-13 18:18:41 -08:00
git-cvsexportcommit.perl
git-cvsimport.perl
git-cvsserver.perl
git-difftool--helper.sh
git-filter-branch.sh
git-instaweb.sh git-instaweb: add Python builtin http.server support 2019-01-28 10:57:44 -08:00
git-legacy-rebase.sh Merge branch 'js/rebase-i-redo-exec-fix' 2019-02-08 20:44:52 -08:00
git-merge-octopus.sh
git-merge-one-file.sh
git-merge-resolve.sh
git-mergetool--lib.sh
git-mergetool.sh
git-p4.py Merge branch 'ld/git-p4-shelve-update-fix' 2019-02-05 14:26:10 -08:00
git-parse-remote.sh
git-quiltimport.sh git-quiltimport: add --keep-non-patch option 2019-01-07 15:29:34 -08:00
git-rebase--am.sh rebase: define linearization ordering and enforce it 2018-12-28 12:49:48 -08:00
git-rebase--common.sh Merge branch 'en/rebase-merge-on-sequencer' 2019-02-06 22:05:20 -08:00
git-rebase--preserve-merges.sh
git-remote-testgit.sh
git-request-pull.sh
git-send-email.perl
git-sh-i18n.sh
git-sh-setup.sh
git-stash.sh
git-submodule.sh Merge branch 'sh/submodule-summary-abbrev-fix' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
git-svn.perl
git-web--browse.sh
git.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
git.rc
gpg-interface.c
gpg-interface.h
graph.c
graph.h
grep.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index' into md/list-objects-filter-by-depth 2019-01-15 15:38:29 -08:00
grep.h
hash.h
hashmap.c
hashmap.h
help.c help: align the longest command in the command listing 2019-01-31 15:27:35 -08:00
help.h help.h: fix coding style 2018-12-12 17:18:29 +09:00
hex.c
http-backend.c Merge branch 'mk/http-backend-kill-children-before-exit' 2019-01-04 13:33:35 -08:00
http-fetch.c
http-push.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
http-walker.c convert has_sha1_file() callers to has_object_file() 2019-01-08 09:41:06 -08:00
http.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
http.h Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
ident.c
imap-send.c Merge branch 'nd/imap-send-typofix' 2019-02-12 09:00:25 -08:00
interdiff.c
interdiff.h
iterator.h
json-writer.c
json-writer.h
khash.h
kwset.c
kwset.h
levenshtein.c
levenshtein.h
line-log.c
line-log.h
line-range.c
line-range.h
linear-assignment.c
linear-assignment.h
list-objects-filter-options.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
list-objects-filter-options.h filter-options: expand scaled numbers 2019-01-15 15:42:31 -08:00
list-objects-filter.c tree:<depth>: skip some trees even when collecting omits 2019-01-15 15:39:34 -08:00
list-objects-filter.h
list-objects.c Merge branch 'ds/push-sparse-tree-walk' 2019-02-06 22:05:25 -08:00
list-objects.h list-objects: consume sparse tree walk 2019-01-17 13:44:39 -08:00
list.h
ll-merge.c Merge branch 'en/merge-path-collision' 2019-01-04 13:33:32 -08:00
ll-merge.h Merge branch 'en/merge-path-collision' 2019-01-04 13:33:32 -08:00
lockfile.c
lockfile.h
log-tree.c log: add %S option (like --source) to log --format 2019-01-11 10:28:11 -08:00
log-tree.h
ls-refs.c Merge branch 'jt/namespaced-ls-refs-fix' 2019-02-05 14:26:15 -08:00
ls-refs.h
mailinfo.c
mailinfo.h
mailmap.c
mailmap.h
match-trees.c Merge branch 'jk/unused-parameter-cleanup' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
mem-pool.c
mem-pool.h
merge-blobs.c
merge-blobs.h
merge-recursive.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
merge-recursive.h merge-recursive.c: remove implicit dependency on the_index 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
merge.c read-cache.c: kill read_index() 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
mergesort.c
mergesort.h
midx.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache' 2019-01-04 13:33:32 -08:00
midx.h
name-hash.c cache.h: flip NO_THE_INDEX_COMPATIBILITY_MACROS switch 2019-01-24 11:55:06 -08:00
notes-cache.c
notes-cache.h
notes-merge.c notes-utils.c: remove the_repository references 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
notes-merge.h
notes-utils.c notes-utils.c: remove the_repository references 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
notes-utils.h notes-utils.c: remove the_repository references 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
notes.c tree-walk: store object_id in a separate member 2019-01-15 09:57:41 -08:00
notes.h
object-store.h Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
object.c object: fix leak of shallow_stat 2019-02-07 13:02:28 -08:00
object.h
oidmap.c
oidmap.h
oidset.c
oidset.h
pack-bitmap-write.c
pack-bitmap.c
pack-bitmap.h
pack-check.c
pack-objects.c Merge branch 'ph/pack-objects-mutex-fix' 2019-02-05 14:26:16 -08:00
pack-objects.h Merge branch 'ph/pack-objects-mutex-fix' 2019-02-05 14:26:16 -08:00
pack-revindex.c various: tighten constness of some local variables 2019-02-04 09:57:10 -08:00
pack-revindex.h
pack-write.c
pack.h
packfile.c Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
packfile.h Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
pager.c
parse-options-cb.c Merge branch 'nd/i18n' 2019-01-04 13:33:31 -08:00
parse-options.c Merge branch 'nd/indentation-fix' 2019-01-14 15:29:32 -08:00
parse-options.h Merge branch 'nd/indentation-fix' 2019-01-14 15:29:32 -08:00
patch-delta.c
patch-ids.c
patch-ids.h
path.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache' 2019-01-04 13:33:32 -08:00
path.h path.h: make REPO_GIT_PATH_FUNC repository agnostic 2018-12-28 10:06:33 -08:00
pathspec.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
pathspec.h
pkt-line.c {fetch,upload}-pack: sideband v2 fetch response 2019-01-17 11:25:07 -08:00
pkt-line.h {fetch,upload}-pack: sideband v2 fetch response 2019-01-17 11:25:07 -08:00
preload-index.c read-cache.c: kill read_index() 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
pretty.c Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
pretty.h Merge branch 'sb/more-repo-in-api' 2019-02-05 14:26:09 -08:00
prio-queue.c
prio-queue.h
progress.c
progress.h
prompt.c
prompt.h
protocol.c
protocol.h
quote.c Indent code with TABs 2018-12-09 12:37:32 +09:00
quote.h
range-diff.c format-patch: do not let its diff-options affect --range-diff 2018-11-30 13:47:55 +09:00
range-diff.h format-patch: do not let its diff-options affect --range-diff 2018-11-30 13:47:55 +09:00
reachable.c
reachable.h
read-cache.c Merge branch 'jk/add-ignore-errors-bit-assignment-fix' 2019-02-06 22:05:31 -08:00
rebase-interactive.c
rebase-interactive.h
ref-filter.c Merge branch 'ot/ref-filter-object-info' 2019-01-18 13:49:56 -08:00
ref-filter.h
reflog-walk.c
reflog-walk.h
refs.c convert has_sha1_file() callers to has_object_file() 2019-01-08 09:41:06 -08:00
refs.h
refspec.c
refspec.h
remote-curl.c remote-curl: tighten "version 2" check for smart-http 2019-02-06 12:20:22 -08:00
remote-testsvn.c
remote.c Merge branch 'jk/remote-insteadof-cleanup' 2019-01-29 12:47:55 -08:00
remote.h
replace-object.c
replace-object.h
repository.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
repository.h Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
rerere.c read-cache.c: kill read_index() 2019-01-14 12:13:04 -08:00
rerere.h
resolve-undo.c
resolve-undo.h
revision.c Merge branch 'ds/push-sparse-tree-walk' 2019-02-06 22:05:25 -08:00
revision.h Merge branch 'ds/push-sparse-tree-walk' 2019-02-06 22:05:25 -08:00
run-command.c Merge branch 'jc/run-command-report-exec-failure-fix' into maint 2018-12-15 12:24:34 +09:00
run-command.h
send-pack.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
send-pack.h
sequencer.c Merge branch 'rj/sequencer-sign-off-header-static' 2019-02-13 18:18:41 -08:00
sequencer.h Merge branch 'rj/sequencer-sign-off-header-static' 2019-02-13 18:18:41 -08:00
serve.c pack-protocol.txt: accept error packets in any context 2019-01-02 13:05:30 -08:00
serve.h
server-info.c
setup.c Merge branch 'js/abspath-part-inside-repo' 2019-02-05 14:26:15 -08:00
sh-i18n--envsubst.c
sha1-array.c sha1-array: provide oid_array_filter 2018-12-05 11:42:31 +09:00
sha1-array.h sha1-array: provide oid_array_filter 2018-12-05 11:42:31 +09:00
sha1-file.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
sha1-lookup.c
sha1-lookup.h
sha1-name.c get_oid_with_context(): match prototype and implementation 2019-02-12 10:14:56 -08:00
sha1dc_git.c
sha1dc_git.h
shallow.c fetch-pack: do not take shallow lock unnecessarily 2019-01-10 14:53:35 -08:00
shell.c
shortlog.h
sideband.c Merge branch 'jt/fetch-v2-sideband' 2019-02-05 14:26:11 -08:00
sideband.h {fetch,upload}-pack: sideband v2 fetch response 2019-01-17 11:25:07 -08:00
sigchain.c
sigchain.h
split-index.c
split-index.h
strbuf.c
strbuf.h
streaming.c Merge branch 'jk/loose-object-cache-oid' 2019-02-06 22:05:27 -08:00
streaming.h
string-list.c style: the opening '{' of a function is in a separate line 2018-12-10 15:41:09 +09:00
string-list.h
sub-process.c
sub-process.h
submodule-config.c
submodule-config.h
submodule.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
submodule.h submodule: unset core.worktree if no working tree is present 2018-12-26 10:21:02 -08:00
symlinks.c Indent code with TABs 2018-12-09 12:37:32 +09:00
tag.c
tag.h
tar.h
tempfile.c
tempfile.h
thread-utils.c
thread-utils.h
tmp-objdir.c
tmp-objdir.h
trace.c
trace.h
trailer.c
trailer.h
transport-helper.c Merge branch 'js/filter-options-should-use-plain-int' 2019-02-05 14:26:10 -08:00
transport-internal.h
transport.c Merge branch 'ms/packet-err-check' into jt/fetch-v2-sideband 2019-01-14 11:16:04 -08:00
transport.h
tree-diff.c Merge branch 'bc/tree-walk-oid' 2019-01-29 12:47:56 -08:00
tree-walk.c Merge branch 'dt/cat-file-batch-ambiguous' 2019-02-06 22:05:21 -08:00
tree-walk.h Merge branch 'dt/cat-file-batch-ambiguous' 2019-02-06 22:05:21 -08:00
tree.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
tree.h
unicode-width.h
unimplemented.sh
unix-socket.c
unix-socket.h
unpack-trees.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index-final' 2019-02-06 22:05:23 -08:00
unpack-trees.h
upload-pack.c Merge branch 'jt/fetch-v2-sideband' 2019-02-05 14:26:11 -08:00
upload-pack.h
url.c style: the opening '{' of a function is in a separate line 2018-12-10 15:41:09 +09:00
url.h
urlmatch.c
urlmatch.h
usage.c
userdiff.c Merge branch 'nd/style-opening-brace' 2019-01-18 13:49:52 -08:00
userdiff.h
utf8.c utf8: handle systems that don't write BOM for UTF-16 2019-02-11 18:20:07 -08:00
utf8.h Support working-tree-encoding "UTF-16LE-BOM" 2019-01-31 10:27:52 -08:00
varint.c
varint.h
version.c
version.h
versioncmp.c
walker.c tree-walk: store object_id in a separate member 2019-01-15 09:57:41 -08:00
walker.h
wildmatch.c
wildmatch.h
worktree.c
worktree.h
wrap-for-bin.sh
wrapper.c wrapper: move is_empty_file() and rename it as is_empty_or_missing_file() 2019-01-02 10:23:02 -08:00
write-or-die.c
ws.c
wt-status.c Merge branch 'nd/the-index' into md/list-objects-filter-by-depth 2019-01-15 15:38:29 -08:00
wt-status.h
xdiff-interface.c
xdiff-interface.h
zlib.c

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The maintainer frequently sends the "What's cooking" reports that list the current status of various development topics to the mailing list. The discussion following them give a good reference for project status, development direction and remaining tasks.

The name "git" was given by Linus Torvalds when he wrote the very first version. He described the tool as "the stupid content tracker" and the name as (depending on your mood):

  • random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not actually used by any common UNIX command. The fact that it is a mispronunciation of "get" may or may not be relevant.
  • stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the dictionary of slang.
  • "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room.
  • "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks